Christmas in Peoria. Here's how I imagine the conversation went:
Karen - "God, this sucks. Christmas without Marc here is just awful. It was all I could do to drag myself out of bed this morning."
Kevin - "I know, I don't care about presents if Marc can't be here to see me opening them."
Kim - "Bacon!"

Also - I think Kim's using my water bottle. Which means she's now got Super Mega Herpes.